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Number Two

by Evil Brain Taste

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E.B.T 01:34
EVIL BRAIN TASTE!
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Forget what’s on your tv screens there’s more to life than there may seem Leave your curtains wide akimbo you can just look out your window Cause what’s outside too close to home will chill the hardened to the bone The depravity you can’t envision the age old human disposition The truth is often worse than fiction stranger than your gore addiction When you think you’ve seen it all true tales will make your skin crawl What’s the scariest film you’ve seen reality makes it seem clean Jason Vorhees Michael Myers darkest depths of man's desires All hell cannot compare to this look around you life is scary We’re born into a hateful world it’s all around you life is scary There’s somethings you can’t explain entities from different plains Demons hauntings paranormal cryptids other no conformals Imagine alien abduction with grisly body part deductions There’s all shit you cannot see but if you could it’d make you pee Everyone says that it’s not true until it happening to you Nefarious conspiracy rule with grandiosity Micro chips the end of days spawn of Satan has his way Just one more thing for the list the fear of living can’t be missed All hell cannot compare to this look around you life is scary We’re born into a hateful world look around you life is scary Life is scary Life is scary
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Cordell 03:38
4-3-2-1! Far from perfect, maybe heavy handed but you used to be the right side of the law Cops like killing that is why they’re cops you know they like nothing more And now you're standing on the other otherside Hands as cold as ice your truncheon conceals a big knife Through the night you hack and slash and severe You have the right to stay silent forever Serving up your own brand of justice Judge jury executioner Carving up everybody Any misdemeanor penalty is death On the sidewalks of New York Turn the guilty into diced meat The blood of dead cops grease the street No one is innocent on your beat Don’t you forget me Cordell I’m waiting for you here tonight we’ll probably both end up Don’t you forget me Cordell I’m waiting for you here tonight we’ll probably both end up in Hell!! Framed shamed, murdered by ones you put away The corrupt and dirty they are gonna pay Resurrected by a magic ritual Your spirit will never be at rest will it officer Cordell Some people leave this world with an unanswered cry of justice sometimes the echoes don’t die away completely Your Badge of honour turned to a badge of shame you had to kill a lot to clear your name You’re a hit with the ladies even in death Your wife doesn’t mind that you have zombie breath Cordell often gets set on fire but You can’t keep a good corpse down No you can’t keep a good corpse down! You can’t keep a good corpse down! Don’t you forget me Cordell I’m waiting for you here tonight we’ll probably both end up Don’t you forget me Cordell I’m waiting for you here tonight we’ll probably both end up in Hell!!
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Recently I have been feeling very tired you see Like I’ve been up all night I have had no sleep Can’t shake this feeling like I’ve done something you know in my dreams Through the night I ride the pills I left behind Everything’s all blurred my vision speech is slurred Foot on the gas I’m going to kill on mass And then I’ll masturbate mmm hmmm I just can’t wait This morning that dreaded feeling comes around again My nightmares vivid there's blood on my hands And then I see the fatal evidence that I did not plan In my hands you died so your corpse I can hide It’s a strange hobby I do it in my sleep Just can’t help myself It’s the best for me The dead I like to hide Under lock and key With a great sense of pride I force the corpse inside Getting rather stuffed one more and I’ll be chuffed Find another place to fill with no disgrace Cupboards or floor boards I got to fill them all Yesterday it seems my troubles were so far away but every night it is always the same Awake to realise the sober truth I’ve done it again Sometimes I feel possessed I need to get some rest
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It’s a fact I can’t subtract I need a break can’t calculate My head hurts if I overexert Gimme a clue what’s two plus two In every corner a number lurks And I feel like a total berk My nerves tingle my fingers twitch Cause it is a lifelong glitch Help me overcome my fear of maths Should have paid more attention in class Tell myself one day I’ll understand I will never have the upper hand Arithmophobia Tried more than a little bit But I just still cannot get it Digits fade into the page Brain does not want to engage It’s always been a thing I had It difficult for me to add The times table is even worse To calculus I am averse I don’t want to look like a dumbass On my tests I’d never ever pass When asked to multiply don’t stand a chance I am a victim of circumstance Ugh You know what I don’t give a shit I’ll let someone take care of it Not learnt by now I never will I guess I’ll never have this skill It’s arithmophobia
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I'm the perverted I live on the fringe Hiding for hours on porno I binge Done it for years now I'm a fetishist Tried everything but there's one thing I missed Any craving big or small rack your brains I've done it all now I'm ready for a fall Spent my life in gluttony of the organs sensory time to stick a fork in me I am cursed I'm the worst Cannibalize me Tenderise me Perversions of humanity that don't surprise me Cauterise me Then shallow fry me Just as long as I die Jaded on everything, end is in sight Searching for someone to turn out the light Anticipating my mind single track A dinner date from which I will not come back I hope you got an appetite We can feast into the night Come on take a bigger bite Pick me right down to the bone Lick the plate make me moan I can’t do this all alone I’m Disturbed Want to be herbed It’s my will To be your grill I’ll take care of your dietary needs you can always just feed on me I’m not bitter and you’ll not frown A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down You know what tickles me the most the thought of being your Sunday roast Lashings of gravy and potatoes please And don’t forget the carrots and peas I want you to I want you to I want you to I want you to I want you to cannibalise I want you to cannibalise I want you to cannibalise I want you to cannibalise me! Cannibalise me Brutalise me Perversions of humanity that don't surprise me Supersize me Then shallow fry me Just as long as I die
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49 Varieties Of Luncheon Meat!
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There’s a sound that’s coming from under the bed it may be worse than what’s inside your head The shapes you see behind your cupboard door shadows in the dark you cannot ignore Let’s all go out on a hike through the forest dead of night find a bigfoot that we might Very hairy 8 ft tall also hungry a close call its not sensible at all Make the call set the scene to catch a glimpse we’re very keen Hold your nose what’s that smell the aromas worse than hell Looks quite good on video was it there we’ll never know just shut up enjoy the show!! They have always been here with us only very seldom seen Thriving in their isolation If we could just let them be There are prehistoric monsters in the lake they weren’t some blurry pictures that were fake Come on guys I’ve got a plan out to catch us a moth man got a very big wingspan bright red eyes shining bright with his big bat wings he flies can’t keep up try as you might Chupacabra in a tree watch out cause it’s bloodthirsty may make you an amputee Mythology superstition don’t awake the ancient ones Suspended in animation they want to be left alone It is commonly accepted that these things they do exist Sometimes we don’t have the answers even so they still persist Leave me alone Give me peace Leave me alone Let me rest Leave me alone Give me peace Just leave me alone Naked to the eye when humans aren’t around it’s no surprise they don’t want to be found
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I’ll take shelter in this old shack God will forgive I can’t live with that Walking down a dirt road with your ghost I couldn’t protect you that hurts me the most But I’m back in town to see to the destruction Maniacal plan under construction A visit to the pub out on the hunt What the fuck you looking at you you cunt! Resist my urge on baited breath Apologetic messenger of death Run and tell all your stupid friends I’ve come to put you to your ends Won't escape my murder bid It's time to pay for what you did Too fuck dumb to read the clues You’re walking in a pair dead man's shoes You, you will be walking in a pair of dead man’s shoes You won’t survive the night you know I’ll come for you You will be be walking in a pair of dead man’s shoes You will be walking in a walking in a pair Dead Man’s Shoes Stolen stash just playing round for now sneak into your flat paint your face like a clown Super duper dose deadly brew of death this will be your very last sesh Afraid to be alone you even shit together your corpses rot in hell forever You try to forget get off your nuts I’m gonna rip out your fucking guts Hammer to the face the group I’m going to cull A deadly strike will force your septum through your skull A blast in the head from point blank range The numbers still standing will change Tripping last dance at my party they be Send them in to space won’t be coming back baby Play my game your going to lose Estás andando en un pare de zapatos de un muerto You, you will be walking in a pair of dead man’s shoes You won’t survive the night you know I’ll come for you You will be be walking in a pair of deadman’s shoes You will be walking in a walking in a pair You were supposed to be the monster now I’m the fucking beast drive the knife inside now make my game complete Dead Man’s Shoes
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Subscribe, watch my show I'm a content creator I'm a pro Selling my soul in attempts to amuse Do anything for a hundred K views But I've found what gets the clicks Paranormal pranks and telepathic tricks I pretend to antagonise ghosts I make a lot of shit posts I jump headfirst down a bottomless pit Going down tonite but I can take a hit Wonky pentagram ain't gonna protect My spirit from the demons I plan to resurrect I dig my own grave this isn't pretend chop my own head off at 3am I got a funny feeling - this isn't gonna end the way I planned it out so comment down below my friends I make a likeness of my body I drip my blood into the seams I recite the magic formula I am now ready to embark on a Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL I'm sewing up the seams of this Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL It’s coming to life in my hand Enclosed within is a lock of my hair Taken from my pubis just so you're aware I breath life into this mannekin Turn the cameras on now people start panicking Look back do a double take This voodoo doll is beginning to awake Can't be real cos I'm a fake Losing my shit this was only meant to be a clickbait I breath life into this figurine Inscribe some sacred runes I see the limbs are twitching Too late but I can't back down from a Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL I can't believe it worked, its a Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL Its coming to life in my- Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL Voodoo - challenge - RITUAL Now I'm up shit creek My soul is bonded to a little freak From now I share my soul With the black eyes of a voodoo doll Time to set myself free Whatever I do comes back on me I'm powerless to resist I pick him up and begin to twist Arggghhhh
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Past it, has been, played out, greybeard Feeling cold in my bones I am no spring chicken Heading straight for the knacker's yard Always thirsty for a cup of tea Cramping up foot and a swollen knee When I get home I get a sudden urge to pee All fun and games on the dark side of 40 Creeping upstairs earlier to bed Strutting round town with negative street cred Time half over but not half dead Still got what it takes to get ahead Crusty, old school, dated, grandad Feeling contempt for youth Sounding like an old man Losing patience I can't deny It's a damn sight brighter on the dark side I'm about to hit my stride If you think it's over you can kiss my hide Not gonna fall behind Getting stronger standing on the dark side It's been a heck of a ride You'll never know if you never tried Cut the brakes now we're over the hill Can't fool us cos we're fuckin' red pill Watch the clock, time does not heal You're only as young as the woman you feel Doctor wants to put his hand up my butt Minor discomforts starting to add up Can't stop now so I'll fill my cup Trying to avoid turning into a grumpy old -Fuck I can't deny It's a damn sight brighter on the dark side For all the tears you cried Can't stop now, my hands are tied Not gonna fall behind Getting stronger standing on the dark side Cos now I've reached my prime You'll never know if you never tried Dark side of 40!
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Off The Log 03:26
Caught short Hearing nature's call, something starts to stew Release Must suppress the urge, or I might follow through Clenching tight to buy some time Look around with guilty eyes Ventilation imminent I pick my moment to depressurise Can't keep this inside No sense delaying inevitable Bodily process cannot be stalled I have no option but to give vent Sickening odor that I ferment Look nonchalant, try to shrug it off But everyone knows you're the one who boffed Now the best option is to come clean Women and children should leave the scene Something is lurking Deep within my guts Take a whiff and brace yourself cos this one's off the log Giving off a gas Which is rather ripe Told you twice to brace yourself cos this one's off the log It may appear, that my minds occupied I do not mean to be rude under stress as I deal with the consequences of eating food Sweat and grimace face turns red Bunny grumbles full of dread Do I risk it may be wet I hope this is something I won’t regret Where is the nearest loo? To free a brown hostage is the objective finding the toilet may take a detective I cross my legs there is no blue line whoever said the rhyme did the crime Yank up my trousers, I’ll fill my socks At this rate I’ll go in the cat litter box Looks like the queue ain’t going anywhere And sometimes life it just isn’t fair Keep the blast doors shut Leaking from my butt Take a sniff and brace yourself cos this one's off the log Can’t hold it anymore Won’t close the toilet door Told you thrice to brace yourself cos this one's off the log Off the log! Off the log!

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Our second full-length album!

Themes include - horror films, video games, the supernatural, the dark surreal aspects of the modern world

Hypnotic vocal patterns, shredding earworm riffs, blasting and grooving drums, churning bass, peppered with samples, synths, orchestral/choral/electronic/comedic elements- whilst maintaining a chokehold on traditional death and thrash metal sensibilities.

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released May 22, 2023

all music by EBT

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Evil Brain Taste Reading, UK

Veering between serious social commentary, puerile toilet humour and B-movie worship, from breakneck thrash to pummelling death metal, shot through with black humour and anarchic enthusiasm.

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