Evil Brain Taste have massaged their rotting synapses into action to write and record their new EP 'I Am Evil Brain Taste'. Consisting of 6 bloody and steaming slabs of thrash/death/black/whatever, be prepared to have your dignity affronted and your sanity tested...

Lyrics

I Am Evil Brain Taste

I did this
You did that
I wrote this one
It's a fact
Anything that's good or decent
it's all down to me

You said this
I did that
You screwed up again
You're wack
It is always you that puts a dampener on things

We don't always respect each other
But I'll still see you as my brother
I will try not to lose my patience
Even if you are a doofus

Taking credit for my ideas
You have been doing it for years
I have had it up to my ears
I won't take it any more

Fighting arguing bickering I am evil brain taste
Fighting arguing bickering I am evil brain taste
Urgh I am evil brain taste
You are evil brain taste

I'm the best
I am cool
It's all about me
With out me its mediocre
Everyone can see

You're a dick
Can't play shit
I put up with you
With out you it'd be much better
None to misconstrue

On and on it becomes so tiresome
And I wish that we could just get on
Altercation is unproductive
But somehow we still get things done

Honestly one day you'll agree
That the true genius is me
Maybe then you will realise
It was me that that made this rock

Fighting arguing bickering I am evil brain taste
Fighting arguing bickering I am evil brain taste
Urgh I am evil brain taste
Yeurgh we are evil brain taste

You are evil brain taste
We are evil brain taste
This is evil brain taste

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Spider Bath

I am great and you are small
I stride on pavements you reside on a wall
From your perspective I'm upside down
You made me look just like a clown

oh mother don't you see this will never be a task for me
pop is busy so you'll have to do even if it isn't fun for you
make haste less it escape before it's much too late
with broom in hand you look a farce so come on step into the spider bath

what's that in the corner crawling on the ceiling moving to the basin
heading to the spider bath!

You're less afraid of other things
That are more lethal with death they bring
Tts not like they've killed you or destroyed the world
But they continue to keep toes curled

Come on everybody won't you see they just wanna be our friends really
Evacuation is the best for you or you can even hit it with your shoe
Veterans prefer a glass the ones that flush have zero class
fight or flee you do the math and baby step into the spider bath

You can take the bath out the spider
Can't take the spider out the bath
Cause there's bath in spider
And there's a spider in the bath
And there's a spider in the bath!

Underneath your pillow lurking by your light switch waiting in the darkness step into the spider bath!

Step into the spider bath

Get into the spider bath

You're not sleeping tonight in the spider bath

Terinator

When I was a kid I would watch TV
Violent action movies were the best for me
Get em down on VHS then I'd have my fun
Hand-drawn cover based on the real one

Put in all my effort, all I had to give
Come with me if you want to live
Made my own cover but I missed out the M
Now it comes back to haunt me again

Terinator, Terinator, damn I got it wrong
Terinator, Terinator, took me all too long
Terinator, Terinator, nothing to be done
Terinator, Terinator, come on have your fun

Looking back now, I begin to shake
Didn't even notice my fatal mistake
Showing off my handiwork, took it all too far
Overall effect was under par

Just one letter gave me hell
Could've been saved if I learnt to spell
No way to go back and erase
Now I lament those wasted days

Terinator, Terinator, damn I got it wrong
Terinator, Terinator, took me all too long
Terinator, Terinator, robot with a gun
Terinator, Terinator, come on have your fun

Ghosts

Hiding with your seismograph
Hearing every sound
Infra-red is glowing bright
Will you see the sight?

Hunting shadows of the night
It's your only goal
Witches, mermaids, poltergeists
Vampires, wights and trolls

Camera crew are standing by
Geiger counter clicks
Ouja board is spinning round
Spelling 6-6-6

Want so much to see the ghost
You even make it real
There is no such thing as

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Ghosts- when you least expect it
Ghosts- never really there
Ghosts- behind every shadow
Ghosts- drive you to despair

Ghosts- when you least expect it
Ghosts- never really there
Ghosts- behind every shadow
Ghosts- drive you to despair

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Chasing every fairytale
Clutching your last straw
Camera crew are getting bored
Someone starts to snore

Pack away your dowsing rods
Another fruitless night
Dreams of white sheets hanging there
Dissolve in the cruel daylight

Next day when you check the tape
Not so spooky now
On the record it's clearly fake
Drama queen take a bow

Will we see a ghost next time
What do you reckon
We're not sure who is watching but

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Ghosts- when you least expect it
Ghosts- never really there
Ghosts- behind every shadow
Ghosts- drive you to despair

Ghosts- are they in the cupboard?
Ghosts- is it just thin air
Ghosts- coming up behind you
Ghosts- drive you to despair

Ultimate Zombie

Listen up jack cause we're taking it back to the 60's where the shit all began
The quality is shite cause its filmed in black and white but it's fucking scary none the less
It's all fun the zombies don't run you can't kill them with a shot to the chest
I'm a big fan and Romero is the man evil brain taste is the best!

Ultimate zombie
Ultimate zombie
Ultimate zombie
Now you're an ultimate zombie yeah

Move it on a bit this zombie shits a frikin hit
Now they're talkin and they're munching on brains

It's a joke it's a laugh as they eat hospital staff the dead will never ever be the same, no
Messing where you shouldn't with a corpse you should not play lesson learnt for little Stan
Snooping around town to find a big slimy in a can

If not disease or toxic rain then it's a curse what could be worse
Armageddon the end of days there's nothing else and all is done

Ultimate zombie
Ultimate zombie
Ultimate zombie
Ultimate zombie

Wanna know what it takes for you to be an ultimate zombie